Happy Birthday, Little Baby!
Posted by spunky | Filed under Monkee See
Time flies when you aren’t looking and your nieces blossom before you can say OMG-you-have-boobs-I’m-gonna-kill-the-guy-who-tries-to-touch-them! I know I haven’t been there for Patricia as much as I would like to, but she’ turned out alright and I love her to bits.
I once said to my friend June’s daughter Sharmaine, ‘I can’t wait till the day you have boobs.’ She must have been like …hmm…five or six. I don’t know what possessed me to say that, it was kinda like me saying I want to be around when she grows older. June recently came to see me and asked if I remembered saying that to her.
June: Do you remember what you said to Sharmaine when we went to Ballet Under The Stars?
Spunky: ….
June: You said “I can’t wait till the day you have boobs”
Spunky: Ahhh! YES! I did say that, didn’t I?
June: Well good news, she’s turned twelve and she’s got BOOBS now.
Spunky: OH..MY..GOD!
June: What?
Spunky: Now you have to worry about who’s eventually gonna touch them.
June: *eyes widen in horror*
Spunky: *nods*
